*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me.
I don’t want to grow up.
listening to your online friend’s voice for the first time ever is like hearing a unicorn sing
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
*says i dont care* *actually does tho*
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell
if you don’t get my jokes then we can’t be friends
seriously jealousy is the worst emotion
you’re not only really sad but you’re really annoyed and helpless at the same time
and you feel pathetic like you’re ruining people’s fun but don’t want to be left out so you just sit around quietly annoyed