stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

sensesfiannafail:

i’m not goth but i’m a goth ally

urgentcum:

today i saw a person interacting with another person and i was like how do you do it?

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

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breakinq:

following back everyone
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recovering-ballerina:

Exactly.
Damaged people damage people."
- (via v-a-n-s)

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

cramp:

allergies are just natural selection’s way of saying “you gotta go son”

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words-of-emotion:

Good Vibes HERE

hellagays:

exdog:

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

5. no one will look at you funny when you buy eighteen boxes of candy even though you fully intend to sit in the dark and eat them alone.

6. discount candy

I look back on it and realize how wrong we were for each other."
- Midnight thoughts (I feel so much lighter now)

fascinates:

people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important