it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary
You know what’s a big turn on? When you’re making out with someone and they just randomly get on top of you. Yeah that is fucking great.
Sara:” What happened to the cute little kid that I used to know who wanted to work with polar bears? Why are you so angsty now?”
Tegan: “I’m not angsty!”
Sara: “‘I’D RATHER DIE! I’D RATHER LAY IN THE STREET BLEEDING!’”
How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.
"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around
apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”
be your OWN problematic fave
My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”